Over on Everydayis2sday, I posted a delightful little list of things I had said that day that I felt accurately illustrated my phenomenal parenting skills.  It proved to be rather well liked and, since I am constantly flexing my mommy muscle, I have much more to add. So, here it is:

10 Things I Said That Prove I Am a Stellar Parent, 2^nd edition.

(Ps. It’s only 7 am)

10.             Get your nudie little butt off my computer.

9.               Babies don’t drink coffee unless they want to be short and hairy forever.

8.               Back away from the peeps! We don’t grab our brother’s private parts!

7.               I don’t care if the commercial says its part of a well balanced breakfast; I’m not going out to buy Chocolate Pop Tarts!

6.               No, the dog’s food cannot be your breakfast.

5.               You wouldn’t be chilly if you put your clothes on.  Naked people get chilly.

4.               If you let the dog in here one more time I’m going to let her eat all of your toys.

3.               Boys! Stop fighting over your dirty diapers! Why don’t you play with all those toys??    

2.               Taking a shower by myself does not make me a mean mommy.

1.                              If I can still see your booty you are not dressed.  Wearing just boots does not count.

I’ve made more empty threats today than most people make all week. Ahh, early morning parenting, there’s nothing like it!