In honor of all the stomach flu and puking that we have endured for the last two weeks, I have decided to redo Beyonce's "All the Single Ladies"—mommy style.

All the sicky babies, all the sicky babies

All the sicky babies, all the sicky babies

Throw your  milk up!

Up in my crib, just threw up

Rolling in my own puke

Decided to blow because you wanna go

Get your beauty sleep

I’m up all night, you’re up all night

Keep paying me attention

I’ll cry my tears, hurt your ears

I’m just a sick baby.

If you love me then you better get a puke bucket.

If you love me then you better get a puke bucket.

Wipe my mouth when you see that I lost it.

If you love me than you better get a puke bucket.

Got a dipe on my butt, sick in my gut

Making me so queasy.

Acting up, milk in my cup

I want my Mo-om-my.

I need some Destin, did I mention

My booty needs some attention

Its kinda red

Its kinda sore

I don’t wanna be sick anymore!

If you love me then you better get a puke bucket.

If you love me then you better get a puke bucket.

Wipe my mouth when you see that I lost it.

If you love me than you better get a puke bucket.

All the sicky babies, all the sicky babies.

All the sicky babies, all the sicky babies.