Man Should Not Wear Pants!
A friend at work is hating his pants and missing shorts. I can empathize because my 2-year-old son will currently only wear shorts and t-shirts despite the fact that summer is long gone in Minneapolis and the thermometer is struggling to reach 22°.
So I did a little research into the man skirt known as the kilt.
There is a website that looks at first quite traditional, tweedy and woolly and black watchy, but then the modern
world and the kilt do a little tango that demands blog action.
I came across this leather kilt, which seems like an oxymoron, or maybe the buyer is hokey moron? (Sorry.)
But Really? A leather kilt?
You could hang tough (yes, a New Kids on the Block shout-out and kilt-wearing pun) with a hunting theme, like
the camouflage kilt:

I know, the fanny pack looks awesome – it caught my eye right away, probably because kilts have me thinking
about certain *clear throat* strategic areas.
Now, the shirt that “goes with it” might make you feel a bit like a pirate, but after tying the leather lace at
the collar, I’m sure you’ll feel at least as tough as a boy band member (yes, pun).
And the options keep coming…there are really high-fashion options like this kilt that even looks cool when you
are riding your mini-motorcycle (socks optional):

I don’t know for sure, but maybe the mini-bike has, built into the seat, a divot for your ding-dong.
(When you are not wearing your kilt, the divot could store lunch, which you could keep warm while riding.)
Enough of mini-motorcycles! Buy your kilt today, and don’t get your panties in a bunch hemming and hawing
about the old traditional kilt. Today’s man skirts are the answer! Free your legs! It’s always summer when you
slip on a kilt.








I want a kilt so bad now. Seriously. I could become the "kilt guy."
Anyway, awesome writing, hilarious! ('Oh exclamation mark! why do you haunt me!"
It gets even better -- the utilikilt is like easy, breezy skirt meets tool belt. There is even a video with Scottish accent and all.
It is nice to see that some things ever change... the idea to remain pants-less...