Even Hitler Liked Bacon and Eggs for Breakfast
Nothing says Happy New Year like a little musing about what Hitler thought everyday as he woke up.
Poor Will Smith.
I mean, doesn't everyone want to think that Hitler was, deep down, doing good? That crazy dictator woke up like everyone else, put his pants on one leg at a time, scrambled eggs just like the rest of us, and wondered to himself as he ate one too many pieces of bacon, "Am I slowly killing myself by eating fatty pork?"
Then he got about his daily work: making sure millions of Jews got killed.
Luckily for Will Smith, he's not being linked to Mel Gibson: http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2007-12-26-will-smith_N.htm
So, are there any lessons here? Probably, you can leave Hitler out of your analogies. That goes for Ted Bundy too. And if you're a famous actor with a new movie to promote, leave Hitler out of ALL of your comments.
And, Will Smith, if you're still reading my blog: just clowning — I love your movies, rap tunes, and even that sitcom about moving to Bel-Air — keep gettin' jiggy wit it!
Poor Will Smith.
I mean, doesn't everyone want to think that Hitler was, deep down, doing good? That crazy dictator woke up like everyone else, put his pants on one leg at a time, scrambled eggs just like the rest of us, and wondered to himself as he ate one too many pieces of bacon, "Am I slowly killing myself by eating fatty pork?"
Then he got about his daily work: making sure millions of Jews got killed.
Luckily for Will Smith, he's not being linked to Mel Gibson: http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2007-12-26-will-smith_N.htm
So, are there any lessons here? Probably, you can leave Hitler out of your analogies. That goes for Ted Bundy too. And if you're a famous actor with a new movie to promote, leave Hitler out of ALL of your comments.
And, Will Smith, if you're still reading my blog: just clowning — I love your movies, rap tunes, and even that sitcom about moving to Bel-Air — keep gettin' jiggy wit it!
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